Aly's rant on Pigeons!

This rant was inspired at lunch, several weeks ago the three people Alex, Lucy and Aly and now they Hate Pigeons with a passion!!


~Sophie


Okay enough explanations on to my rant!!

I don't know if you have seen my random question or not but I am completely serious!

PIGEONS ARE STALKERS!!

THEY SIT ON YOUR PHONE LINES AND HACK IN TO YOUR PHONE CONVERSATIONS!!

THEN ONCE THEY HAVE THEIR INFORMATION THEY START FOLLOWING YOU AROUND LIKE YOU BELONG TO THEM OR SOMETHING!!!

WHO KNOWS MAYBE THEIR AXE MURDERS TOO!!

I WOULDN'T PUT IT PAST THEM THEY'VE GOT THOSE LITTLE, BEADY, OILY BLACK EYES!!

MAYBE THERE ROBOTS OR SOMETHING DESIGNED BY THE GOVERNMENT TO STALK THE CITIZENS OF THE UNTIED STATES!

I DON'T CARE THOUGH PASS IT ON TO EVERYONE PIGEONS ARE STALKERS!!

THEY ARE DANGEROUS AND A THREAT TO AMERICA'S PEOPLE!!okay maybe that's over the top but their stalkers!! and whats all this about the pigeon's population growing in numbers? A little scary that the NUMBER #1 STALKERs in America population rates are starting to sore? I am slightly distributed by this fact!! AND YOU SHOULD BE TO!!

OK slowly calming down , felling much better.

So I believe the question was how do you fill about those PIGEONs that hack your phone lines??

do you see my reasoning's behind this rant??

Probably not, very few people do. In fact I think only my sisters and our cousin Indoglow are truly the only people that understand what it fells like to be stalked by a BIRD!!

Thank you for reading this I know you think that I am insane, but everyone thinks that of me so its okay !

but remember "There is a fine line between insanity and genius!" Mr.HD2 that's my dad he's cool like that!

~Aly