Alex's take on Pigons...

Hi!!
It's Alex here,And I've come here to educate you on pigeons!
Well let's take a look, What is a Pigeon to most people? To most most people a pigeon is an annoying, stupid, harmless, little bird.
BUT THEY ARE WRONG!! PIGEONS ARE DANGEROUS!
ALL PIGEONS WORK FOR HAWKS!!! PEOPLE THAT HAVE INFILTRATED THE CIA!!!
What do the pigeons do for Hawks you ask? Well I'll tell you! Pigeons spy on people, carry messages on the wing but what the are most known for is listening to your phone conversations on the telephone wires through the vibrations!
OK! Right now your probably thinking 'She's crazier then Aly!' this is so not true!! and the second thing your probably thinking is even IF pigeons can do all this what harm have the ever done??
Well they have DONE HARM!!
WHO ELSE DO YOU THING KILLED Mr. E=MC2 and Elvis!! They drove them crazy by starring at them with their black, beady, bloodshot eyes!! I have told you all this and yet I have failed to tell you what the pigeons mission is! WELL Their mission is to take DOWN a secret spy school that I am not aloud to say the name of other wise I'd have to clear your memory!! this is something I really DON'T WANT TO DO!!!
So your probably wondering how do you know is the pigeons are trying to kill you?? WEll here are some sign!! The Owls,The Crows and The Red Winged Black Birds will start to flock around or near you for protection and you may even receive C4 in your mail box!
and BEWARE the pigeons have made packs with the seagulls!! and with the seagulls they are invading the beaches, parking lots and malls(Izzy you'll survive)!! And so with me telling you this, I HOPE you will conduct your life with a little more caution!!
FOR THE PIGEONS ARE EVER WATCHING YOU!!!


HAHAHAHAAHAH!! Yes I actully turned this in for my midterm paper!!
and got an A+ !! OH YEAH!! I ROCK!!!

That's all for the time being...Stay alert 'nd stay watching!!!

Alex